Score: 4

"There's a part two?"

submission: Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]

date: May 8, 2009

The concept of a part two to this scares the shit out of me seeing as I couldn't finish part one. I was willing to run with it until we went to sticking pictures of people onto monochrome bodies. We get it, Brawl movies happen often and tend to be only marginally better than this (on average). Then there are the ones like the first section of this. Interesting theory, good music, good animation, good movie.

Long story short, putting a gem ontop of a turd is a sure fire way to get people to dig through the turd looking for another. It's also a dick move.

Score: 6

"Good idea, Bad execution"

submission: Deliver That Fulp

date: April 22, 2009

A. Your parser is terrible. "Take" should not be the only word that gets, acquires, picks up, procures, attains, or otherwise secures an item. In fact... I'm not entirely sure you didn't just program it to understand a very very small handful of phrases word for word, which makes the game needlessly complicated since you have to get the right word.

B. Lack of any real thought on the part of the player. Gloves are gotten then worn, pills are gotten then taken since no other options exist for them (especially not finding out what they are for until you take them or fail to do so before trying to deliver), blindfold goes on the one individual who will wear it. This really doesn't speak of good game design. Try to give us either other options to try with the stuff, or at the very least make it harder to figure out the right answer.

C. I pulled too hard and hurt the baby. No... bad game designers... What the fuck is the answer to that one? It certainly isn't "gently deliver baby" I tried that shit.At the point you start running on "around the ass to get to the elbow" logic to keep me from finishing the game, the game doesn't deserve to be played anymore.

D. I think you have something that could have been good. Then it was halfassed in 3 different places to the point of kinda sucking. I do think the option for sequels exists and even look forward to them.

Score: 4

"Am I the only one..."

submission: Run Elephant Run

date: February 5, 2009

Who thought that this was really annoying? I get it, it is artsy and nicely stylized. That is not an excuse for stopping the action, making me hit the space bar, and try again every couple of seconds because randomization caused an undodgeable pattern of stuff to fly at me. It's a decent little bit of art, but all in all a bad game.